i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
